March 2012
Good handjob tips:
Put your mouth on it.
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Mania tomorrrowwwww
Being young is a good thing, okay? It’s a good thing. But there’s ways in which...
– - Josh Franceschi [x] (via earthtokerry)
Truth.
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First thing this morning, 7am to be precise, I watched the new muppets film whilst baked as a cake. I laughed so much that I nearly died. I implore you all to watch it, high or otherwise.
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Don’t even have the money to get to Leicester for my final uni lecture. Ugh.
Dougal: ...was Sergeant Thornton a policeman?
John O'Leary: Er...he was, yes. Why do you think he wore the uniform?
Dougal: Ah, I thought he was just having a laugh.
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The Simpsons Quote of the Moment
wombatattack:
HOMER: “Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.”
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