Chef's dad:And that was the third time we saw the Loch Ness monster. Then one time, I believe it was July...
Chef's dad:August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
Chef's mom:And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all
Chef's dad:And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
Chef's mom:Raisin oatmeal
Chef's dad:Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
Chef's dad:Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era
Chef's mom:The Loch Ness monster
Chef's dad:I said "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no treefiddy!" It said "how about just twofiddy?" I said "Oh now it's only twofiddy?! What is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"
Chef's mom:Boy he was angry
Chef's dad:Damn right I was angry
Chef's mom:Not you, the monster. He was about to kick your ass!