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I really need a horror movie buddy.

Jun 30th

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"Because it is bitter and because it is my heart":... →

the-phoenix-project: I just want, Intense, passionate sex with a beautiful girl. I want to touch every inch of her body. I want to follow the glow of her skin right up her legs, Slip my hands up her shorts and hear her quiet gasp. I want to kiss her lips and feel the breath leave her lungs. I want her to pull me…

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ericthevelociraptor:

Jun 29th

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“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who like me and those who can...”

– Axl Rose (via thedeadofme)

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don't forget to bring a towel

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Listen

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Jun 28th

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Chef's dad: And that was the third time we saw the Loch Ness monster. Then one time, I believe it was July...
Chef's mom: August
Chef's dad: August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
Chef's mom: And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all
Chef's dad: And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
Chef's mom: Raisin oatmeal
Chef's dad: Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
Chef's mom: Treefiddy
Chef's dad: Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era
Chef's mom: The Loch Ness monster
Chef's dad: I said "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no treefiddy!" It said "how about just twofiddy?" I said "Oh now it's only twofiddy?! What is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"
Chef's mom: Boy he was angry
Chef's dad: Damn right I was angry
Chef's mom: Not you, the monster. He was about to kick your ass!
Chef's dad: Shut your mouth, woman

Jun 28th

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http://gregbear.tumblr.com/ask Anything will do. Would like some questions to answer if the match is boring. Anon or not, and I can answer them privately or publicly if you prefer one or the other.

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